TODAY I...

-ate white-cheddar popcorn with a spoon
-watched SHOWGIRLS on VH1 where they CGI'd a brassiere on jessie spano's bare tiddies
-had reilly (one of the boys i babysat) scream bloody murder right into my ear
-prayed to get a new job soon now that i've put in my months notice
-was witness to the NEKROMANTIK and BEASTIALITICAL tendencies of my dog mango as he proceeded to rub his body all over a dead seal's carcass at the beach
-drove in my geo (that needs 1000+ dollars worth of repairs) with mango after the latter incident where the stench of the carcass seeped off of mango's fur and permeated the air i breathed
-made 125 dollars babysitting two boys for 9 hours

today was a good day. goodnight.